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Buried in Jerusalem.

Started by WhiteWings, February 04, 2009, 09:03:09 PM

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February 04, 2009, 09:03:09 PM Last Edit: February 04, 2009, 09:26:49 PM by WhiteWings
Man and wife are on holiday in Jerusalem.
The wife suddenly dies.
The undertaker says:
For $5000 we can burry your wife at home.
But for only $150 we can burry her in the holy ground of Jerusalem.
Man thinks a bit and says: I take the $5000 offer.
Are you sure the said the undertaker. $4850 less and buried in the most holy ground on earth!
The husband replies: Years ago someone was buried here and rose from the dead after 3 days. I simply can't take that risk!
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...
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February 04, 2009, 09:22:46 PM
 :cloud9: Cute.... :laughing7:
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