Man and wife are on holiday in Jerusalem.
The wife suddenly dies.
The undertaker says:
For $5000 we can burry your wife at home.
But for only $150 we can burry her in the holy ground of Jerusalem.
Man thinks a bit and says: I take the $5000 offer.
Are you sure the said the undertaker. $4850 less and buried in the most holy ground on earth!
The husband replies: Years ago someone was buried here and rose from the dead after 3 days. I simply can't take that risk!
:cloud9: Cute.... :laughing7: