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Same heart, different clothes

Started by crowbar, December 23, 2008, 07:24:05 PM

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firstborn888

Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 08:39:49 PM
Ya never asked.  You've got to sing Barney's love song while rubbing the top of your head clockwise and rubbing your stomach with the other hand counterclockwise and if you'll do all of this at the exact same time [3 times in a row] with the window wide open and talking into a microphone that's connected to an amplifier system, while standing on one leg with your eyes crossed and your ears wiggling -- you have to be dressed like Snow White while doing this, and be surrounded by 7 dwarfs, and you must wear a bullseye sticker on your forehead while doing this, while boiling green, black, and white tea on the stove -- and then [magically] all of the threads on the book of Revelation board will behave for you and they'll let you post:-)

Martin, I injured myself while attempting to follow your instructions. You'll be hearing from my lawyer soon.  :laughing7:

crowbar

Uh, yeah, maybe if you applied that metaphorically rather than literally, the lawyer wouldn't have been necessary???

firstborn888

Quote from: crowbar on December 28, 2008, 06:59:58 AM
Uh, yeah, maybe if you applied that metaphorically rather than literally, the lawyer wouldn't have been necessary???
You can't sue for metaphorical injuries? Drat!!!

WhiteWings

I hope your posts are as subtile as the music of Crowbar  :thumbsup:


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