Hey guys . . . King Solomon here again . . .trying something different to see if I can get into other threads again. :NewB1:
Use your name on the back door, you'll get in. :happy3: :happy3: :happy3: :laughing7:
There's a back door???
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS!! :btantrum:
Quote from: Paul Hazelwood on December 23, 2008, 07:46:26 PM
Use your name on the back door, you'll get in. :happy3: :happy3: :happy3: :laughing7:
:laughing7: :icon_flower:
Quote from: crowbar on December 23, 2008, 07:50:49 PM
There's a back door???
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS!! :btantrum:
Ya never asked. You've got to sing Barney's love song while rubbing the top of your head clockwise and rubbing your stomach with the other hand counterclockwise and if you'll do all of this at the exact same time [3 times in a row] with the window wide open and talking into a microphone that's connected to an amplifier system, while standing on one leg with your eyes crossed and your ears wiggling -- you have to be dressed like Snow White while doing this, and be surrounded by 7 dwarfs, and you must wear a bullseye sticker on your forehead while doing this, while boiling green, black, and white tea on the stove -- and then [magically] all of the threads on the book of Revelation board will behave for you and they'll let you post:-)
Always works for me anyway.
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 08:39:49 PM
Quote from: crowbar on December 23, 2008, 07:50:49 PM
There's a back door???
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS!! :btantrum:
Ya never asked. You've got to sing Barney's love song while rubbing the top of your head clockwise and rubbing your stomach with the other hand counterclockwise and if you'll do all of this at the exact same time [3 times in a row] with the window wide open and talking into a microphone that's connected to an amplifier system, while standing on one leg with your eyes crossed and your ears wiggling -- you have to be dressed like Snow White while doing this, and be surrounded by 7 dwarfs, and you must wear a bullseye sticker on your forehead while doing this, while boiling green, black, and white tea on the stove -- and then [magically] all of the threads on the book of Revelation board will behave for you and they'll let you post:-)
Drat , the darn Bullseye sticker fell off and the dog ate it....But I did try too.
Martin, you Ok? you not been on the "Whacky Backy" av ya :laughing7: :happy3: :happy3: :happy3:
Quote from: Taffy on December 23, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
Martin, you Ok? you not been on the "Whacky Backy" av ya :laughing7: :happy3: :happy3: :happy3:
Oh, I'm doing really well. Really well, indeed. I got my 100 fold harvest and thousand fold blessing within the last few days. I'm doing really, really well. Additionally, Christ Jesus rebuked the muzzle from me. So, I'm doing really well. Something was working in my favor that I can't get into on the boards [for at least a few months] and Holy Spirit can't keep a single secret from me. So, I'm doing very well in every area of life. I knew something was up when Holy Spirit was grinnin' just a little too hard. When I finally drug it out of Him, I've been grinnin' just as hard ever since:-)
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 09:38:45 PM
Quote from: Taffy on December 23, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
Martin, you Ok? you not been on the "Whacky Backy" av ya :laughing7: :happy3: :happy3: :happy3:
Oh, I'm doing really well. Really well, indeed. I got my 100 fold harvest and thousand fold blessing within the last few days. I'm doing really, really well. Additionally, Christ Jesus rebuked the muzzle from me. So, I'm doing really well. Something was working in my favor that I can't get into on the boards [for at least a few months] and Holy Spirit can't keep a single secret from me. So, I'm doing very well in every area of life. I knew something was up when Holy Spirit was grinnin' just a little too hard. When I finally drug it out of Him, I've been grinnin' just as hard ever since:-)
Yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Keep smiling Brud :icon_flower:
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 08:39:49 PM
Quote from: crowbar on December 23, 2008, 07:50:49 PM
There's a back door???
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS!! :btantrum:
Ya never asked. You've got to sing Barney's love song while rubbing the top of your head clockwise and rubbing your stomach with the other hand counterclockwise and if you'll do all of this at the exact same time [3 times in a row] with the window wide open and talking into a microphone that's connected to an amplifier system, while standing on one leg with your eyes crossed and your ears wiggling -- you have to be dressed like Snow White while doing this, and be surrounded by 7 dwarfs, and you must wear a bullseye sticker on your forehead while doing this, while boiling green, black, and white tea on the stove -- and then [magically] all of the threads on the book of Revelation board will behave for you and they'll let you post:-)
THAT was hilarious!! :LH: :LH:
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 09:38:45 PM
Holy Spirit can't keep a single secret from me.
I need lottery numbers.
Hi Nate , you know when you get to 500 it will not let you in again right ?
and after you get to 1000 posts you can also post back on the Revelations threads again ,
my goal is to get 1000 so i can enter the gates and never change my name again :icon_flower: you might use your other name Nathan too unless you deleted that account ? , I sure hope not
anyhoo ! good to see you :laughing7:
Quote from: Paul Hazelwood on December 23, 2008, 10:10:11 PM
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 09:38:45 PM
Holy Spirit can't keep a single secret from me.
I need lottery numbers.
Come on Paul..whats your reason ,,,to many jokes by far of late, what ever Happened to that first impression you gave of the serious guy :laughing7:
Quote from: rosered on December 23, 2008, 10:13:19 PM
Hi Nate , you know when you get to 500 it will not let you in again right ?
and after you get to 1000 posts you can also post back on the Revelations threads again ,
my goal is to get 1000 so i can enter the gates and never change my name again :icon_flower: you might use your other name Nathan too unless you deleted that account ? , I sure hope not
anyhoo ! good to see you :laughing7:
yehaaaaaaaaaaaa a NEW NAME,....way to go sis :icon_flower:
YOU know if I said anything to the effect of Martins post
everything I touched would turn to dung in my hands :msealed:
and I have 473 more posts to go !!!!!!!!!!! wooohoooo!! and Im back in the the '' revelations ''club again :thumbsup:
Quote from: Taffy on December 23, 2008, 10:15:44 PM
Quote from: rosered on December 23, 2008, 10:13:19 PM
Hi Nate , you know when you get to 500 it will not let you in again right ?
and after you get to 1000 posts you can also post back on the Revelations threads again ,
my goal is to get 1000 so i can enter the gates and never change my name again :icon_flower: you might use your other name Nathan too unless you deleted that account ? , I sure hope not
anyhoo ! good to see you :laughing7:
yehaaaaaaaaaaaa a NEW NAME,....way to go sis :icon_flower:
:icon_flower: :laughing7: I know what cha thinkin' bro hee hee
I am stuck with rosered till the Good Lord changes not only my name and stone , but also ME !! hee hee hee .......
Quote from: rosered on December 23, 2008, 10:13:19 PM
Hi Nate , you know when you get to 500 it will not let you in again right ?
and after you get to 1000 posts you can also post back on the Revelations threads again ,
my goal is to get 1000 so i can enter the gates and never change my name again :icon_flower: you might use your other name Nathan too unless you deleted that account ? , I sure hope not
anyhoo ! good to see you :laughing7:
No, I didn't delete it . . .I just opened a new account under a new handle . . .I probably should only use crowbar when in Revelation . . .otherwise my original name won't ever reach that mythical 1000 . . .There's so much to read into this . . .
Only children (newbies) can enter into the kingdom (Revelation thread).
Law "old identity" can only get you so far . .then that old self is done away and behold . . .all things are made new! Shoulda called myself "white stone". I like crowbar cuz it's what's hanging from my pulpit . . .it's a great conversation piece when people walk into the church and see this thing hanging from Pastor's perch.
Quote from: crowbar on December 23, 2008, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: rosered on December 23, 2008, 10:13:19 PM
Hi Nate , you know when you get to 500 it will not let you in again right ?
and after you get to 1000 posts you can also post back on the Revelations threads again ,
my goal is to get 1000 so i can enter the gates and never change my name again :icon_flower: you might use your other name Nathan too unless you deleted that account ? , I sure hope not
anyhoo ! good to see you :laughing7:
No, I didn't delete it . . .I just opened a new account under a new handle . . .I probably should only use crowbar when in Revelation . . .otherwise my original name won't ever reach that mythical 1000 . . .There's so much to read into this . . .
Only children (newbies) can enter into the kingdom (Revelation thread).
Law "old identity" can only get you so far . .then that old self is done away and behold . . .all things are made new! Shoulda called myself "white stone". I like crowbar cuz it's what's hanging from my pulpit . . .it's a great conversation piece when people walk into the church and see this thing hanging from Pastor's perch.
That is a good Idea Nate , to use the crowbar in rev only !
and keep using the Nathan account regularly :thumbsup:
I am glad to see it worked !
I was wanting to speak on the second death thread a couple of times
but passed through just reading it only
yes I read about your Crowbar experience it is a cool one , you being
a preacher and all , its a great opening to new minds to plant seeds of Christs annointed Word :HeartThrob:
Quote from: Taffy on December 23, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
Quote from: Paul Hazelwood on December 23, 2008, 10:10:11 PM
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 09:38:45 PM
Holy Spirit can't keep a single secret from me.
I need lottery numbers.
Come on Paul..whats your reason ,,,to many jokes by far of late, what ever Happened to that first impression you gave of the serious guy :laughing7:
Jokes?
Seriously.....
Gods doing some work in me, so I guess my alter ego got out. :eek: :laughing7:
Hee hee hee , good one Paul :icon_jokercolor: :thumbsup:
Quote from: Paul Hazelwood on December 23, 2008, 11:14:53 PM
Quote from: Taffy on December 23, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
Quote from: Paul Hazelwood on December 23, 2008, 10:10:11 PM
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 09:38:45 PM
Holy Spirit can't keep a single secret from me.
I need lottery numbers.
Come on Paul..whats your reason ,,,to many jokes by far of late, what ever Happened to that first impression you gave of the serious guy :laughing7:
Jokes?
Seriously.....
Gods doing some work in me, so I guess my alter ego got out. :eek: :laughing7:
Well Paul Ive enjoyed the other side too Bud , very much :icon_flower:
Quote from: Taffy on December 24, 2008, 12:12:17 AM
Well Paul Ive enjoyed the other side too Bud , very much :icon_flower:
Thanks, I still take things seriously, I just had to take a step back and look at why.
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 09:38:45 PM
Quote from: Taffy on December 23, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
Martin, you Ok? you not been on the "Whacky Backy" av ya :laughing7: :happy3: :happy3: :happy3:
Oh, I'm doing really well. Really well, indeed. I got my 100 fold harvest and thousand fold blessing within the last few days. I'm doing really, really well. Additionally, Christ Jesus rebuked the muzzle from me. So, I'm doing really well. Something was working in my favor that I can't get into on the boards [for at least a few months] and Holy Spirit can't keep a single secret from me. So, I'm doing very well in every area of life. I knew something was up when Holy Spirit was grinnin' just a little too hard. When I finally drug it out of Him, I've been grinnin' just as hard ever since:-)
and the answer is....?
Quote from: jabcat on December 24, 2008, 05:14:44 AM
and the answer is....?
I posted this prayer request on the prayer board in July of 2007 right before the boards totally crashed twice. I just received the portion of this prayer request being answered that corresponds to 2009. I hope the boards don't crash again after a reposting of what I'd requested prayer for in July of 2007, but this was that original prayer request and the date and time that I logged for my own website back then:
QuoteI'm the one with a prayer request for a change.
I normally start praying and really believing God for the words that I'll say for the coming year around the latter part of September or the first part of October. I've done that for over 15 years since I was in a minister's conference with Kenneth Copeland where he hammered away at us for a week on John chapter 8 in a message called "The Life Cycle and the Death Cycle." As I prayed about that mesage later, after those meetings, that's when the Lord started instructing me along those lines. For me personally, I've noticed things flowing so much more smoothly since then. And like I said, I usually start praying about that around the last part of September or the first part of October.
This year, it's come up earlier and with a stronger sense that there's more at stake in my life. The Lord started talking to me about seeking His face and really pulling on the supply of His Spirit this last June instead of later in the year. But I've kept ignoring that from the Holy Spirit, because I've had so much else going on. Today, it got even stronger as the Lord said, "You haven't been taking Me seriously on this! I want you to pray out what you'll say for the next three years, STARTING NOW!!"
I don't know if that means that 2008 to 2010 are going to be busier for me, or if that just means that He wants me pulling so much more from His Spirit that He's telling me to already get a running head start.
I'm aware of the passage in James about not being presumptuous, but to say, "if the Lord wills, we shall live and do this or that." But this isn't in that category. I'm not trying to make my own plans, and neither am I criticizing anyone else who does. This is more in harmony with the Scriptural principles of being His disciple and of not premeditating what I'll say when I'm coming before kings of the earth because He'll fill my mouth.
Dozens of passages I could cite on this, but I'm not trying to set down a new doctrine. I'm just asking for prayer along the lines of how He's raising me as His kid, per His instructions to me that I need to lay hold of my words for the next 3 solid years by faith, right now (i.e. in this season).
If this is so new or strange to anyone reading this that you don't know where to begin, then just say, "Father, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. And in Jesus' Name, fill his mouth!!"
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Martin Cisneros,
Fort Worth, Texas
July 15, 2007
8:00pm C.S.T.
If I'm sorta quiet the next few days, it'll be 'cause I'm processing what I just received along these lines from our Lord. Because I've just said this, I'll spray the boards with a hundred new posts over the next 7 or 8 days. :laughing7: But I don't think so at this particular moment. The last few days since this last Wednesday have been soooo supernatural!
:thumbsup: Wait upon the Lord and renew your strength.
Quote from: martincisneros on December 23, 2008, 08:39:49 PM
Ya never asked. You've got to sing Barney's love song while rubbing the top of your head clockwise and rubbing your stomach with the other hand counterclockwise and if you'll do all of this at the exact same time [3 times in a row] with the window wide open and talking into a microphone that's connected to an amplifier system, while standing on one leg with your eyes crossed and your ears wiggling -- you have to be dressed like Snow White while doing this, and be surrounded by 7 dwarfs, and you must wear a bullseye sticker on your forehead while doing this, while boiling green, black, and white tea on the stove -- and then [magically] all of the threads on the book of Revelation board will behave for you and they'll let you post:-)
Martin, I injured myself while attempting to follow your instructions. You'll be hearing from my lawyer soon. :laughing7:
Uh, yeah, maybe if you applied that metaphorically rather than literally, the lawyer wouldn't have been necessary???
Quote from: crowbar on December 28, 2008, 06:59:58 AM
Uh, yeah, maybe if you applied that metaphorically rather than literally, the lawyer wouldn't have been necessary???
You can't sue for metaphorical injuries? Drat!!!
I hope your posts are as subtile as the music of Crowbar :thumbsup:
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