Christian Molech Worship

[Tom]

I've read that male humans have been denutted so they won't breed with the females in the harems who they're guarding. Geldings and steers have had the same procedure. As has been said, I think Jesus was referring to "eunuchs" who simply choose to be celibate to optimize the spiritual experience which is what I think is maybe what Origen did despite the rumor that he took it literally. I've learned from experience that both marriage and celibacy are blessings in their own ways.

[Tom]

A priest died and went to heaven. There, he is greeted by a reception committee. After having a whirlwind tour of heaven, he is told he can enjoy any of heaven's available recreations.

The priest decided he wanted to read all of the ancient original texts of the Holy Scriptures to understand their true literary meaning. So he first learned all the languages necessary to accomplish this: Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek and Latin. After becoming a linguistic master, he went to the heavenly Temple of Knowledge and began to scrutinize the original Biblical texts.

All of a sudden, the priest could be heard crying out loud in the Temple. Angels quickly came to help him, only to find the priest huddled in a corner, crying and muttering to himself, "An 'R'! They left out an 'R'."

One of the angels comforted the priest and asked him what the problem was. After collecting his wits, the priest sobs again, "It's the letter 'R' ... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

[Cardinal]

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[eaglesway]

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