Five most constipated men in the Old Testament

[martincisneros]

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

Cain - because he wasn't Abel.

Moses – he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

King David – he sat on the throne for forty years.

Solomon – neither heaven nor earth could move him.

Noah – because he was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.

[Taffy]

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[thinktank]

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[lomarah]

Groan... LOL