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Title: Five most constipated men in the Old Testament
Post by: martincisneros on November 01, 2008, 11:51:36 AM
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

Cain - because he wasn't Abel.

Moses – he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

King David – he sat on the throne for forty years.

Solomon – neither heaven nor earth could move him.

Noah – because he was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.
Title: Re: Five most constipated men in the Old Testament
Post by: Taffy on November 01, 2008, 12:25:02 PM

:laughing7:
Title: Re: Five most constipated men in the Old Testament
Post by: thinktank on May 06, 2011, 01:52:15 AM
 :grin:
Title: Re: Five most constipated men in the Old Testament
Post by: lomarah on May 06, 2011, 03:59:50 AM
Groan... LOL