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Started by CHB, January 19, 2011, 01:34:37 AM

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Found this on a website called Bible Understanding


WHAT IS HELL?

Oh Hell...

Just what is meant by this word "hell"?
They say, sometimes, "It's cold as hell,"
Sometimes they say, "It's hot as hell,"
When it rains, "It's hell," they cry,
And it's also "hell" when it's dry.

They "hate like hell" to see it snow,
It's a "hell of a wind" when it starts to blow.
Now "how in the hell" can anyone tell
"What in the hell" they mean by this word "hell"?

This married life is "hell" they say...
When he comes in late, there's "hell to pay."
When she starts to yell, it's a "hell of a note,"
And it's "hell" when the kids you have to tote.

It's "hell" when the doctor sends his bills,
For a "hell of a lot" of trips and pills,
And when you get this you will know real well
Just what is meant by this word "hell."

"Hell yes," "Hell no," and "Oh hell" too,
"The hell you don't" and "the hell you do;"
And "what in the hell?" "0 the hell it is!"
"The hell with yours!" and "the hell with his!"

Now "who in the hell?"---and "0 hell where?"
And "what in the hell do you think I care?"
But "the hell of it is," "it's as sure as hell,"
That we don't know "what in the hell,"
IS "Hell"!

CHB

WhiteWings

Hello.

He'll saves us.

Mainstream Christianity is a hellenistic belief.
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

Aleax

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Hell_norway_sign.jpg/210px-Hell_norway_sign.jpg)

Hell is a village in Lånke, Stjørdal, Norway with a population of about 1500 people. It has become a minor tourist attraction because of its name, as visitors often have their photograph taken in front of the station sign. The station sign reads "Gods-expedition", an archaic Norwegian spelling of the word for "cargo handling" - godsekspedisjon would be the current spelling.
Behold, I make a few things new.

The Plan of The Ages: God's Unfailing Love Revealed in the Cross

WhiteWings

Norwegian is fun.
The have a town called <insert F word here>
And a name of a school that in Dutch means Slut-school  :icon_jokercolor:
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

urpilgrim

There's a Hell Michigan just southeast of Lansing.

I guess we don't have to go as far as Norway to go to hell  :laughing7:

Nathan

I grew up in "Hale" . . . closest I could get I guess.

Lonely Summer

I saw a church bulletin that said "This Sunday's Sermon: What is Hell? Come early and hear our choir practice."

Cardinal

"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor