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Title: What Is Hell
Post by: CHB on January 19, 2011, 01:34:37 AM

Found this on a website called Bible Understanding


WHAT IS HELL?

Oh Hell...

Just what is meant by this word "hell"?
They say, sometimes, "It's cold as hell,"
Sometimes they say, "It's hot as hell,"
When it rains, "It's hell," they cry,
And it's also "hell" when it's dry.

They "hate like hell" to see it snow,
It's a "hell of a wind" when it starts to blow.
Now "how in the hell" can anyone tell
"What in the hell" they mean by this word "hell"?

This married life is "hell" they say...
When he comes in late, there's "hell to pay."
When she starts to yell, it's a "hell of a note,"
And it's "hell" when the kids you have to tote.

It's "hell" when the doctor sends his bills,
For a "hell of a lot" of trips and pills,
And when you get this you will know real well
Just what is meant by this word "hell."

"Hell yes," "Hell no," and "Oh hell" too,
"The hell you don't" and "the hell you do;"
And "what in the hell?" "0 the hell it is!"
"The hell with yours!" and "the hell with his!"

Now "who in the hell?"---and "0 hell where?"
And "what in the hell do you think I care?"
But "the hell of it is," "it's as sure as hell,"
That we don't know "what in the hell,"
IS "Hell"!

CHB
Title: Re: What Is Hell
Post by: WhiteWings on January 19, 2011, 09:21:49 AM
Hello.

He'll saves us.

Mainstream Christianity is a hellenistic belief.
Title: Re: What Is Hell
Post by: Aleax on January 19, 2011, 02:45:01 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Hell_norway_sign.jpg/210px-Hell_norway_sign.jpg)

Hell is a village in Lånke, Stjørdal, Norway with a population of about 1500 people. It has become a minor tourist attraction because of its name, as visitors often have their photograph taken in front of the station sign. The station sign reads "Gods-expedition", an archaic Norwegian spelling of the word for "cargo handling" - godsekspedisjon would be the current spelling.
Title: Re: What Is Hell
Post by: WhiteWings on January 19, 2011, 02:48:38 PM
Norwegian is fun.
The have a town called <insert F word here>
And a name of a school that in Dutch means Slut-school  :icon_jokercolor:
Title: Re: What Is Hell
Post by: urpilgrim on January 21, 2011, 02:58:00 AM
There's a Hell Michigan just southeast of Lansing.

I guess we don't have to go as far as Norway to go to hell  :laughing7:
Title: Re: What Is Hell
Post by: Nathan on January 21, 2011, 03:00:02 AM
I grew up in "Hale" . . . closest I could get I guess.
Title: Re: What Is Hell
Post by: Lonely Summer on January 26, 2011, 09:03:27 AM
I saw a church bulletin that said "This Sunday's Sermon: What is Hell? Come early and hear our choir practice."
Title: Re: What Is Hell
Post by: Cardinal on January 27, 2011, 09:06:20 AM
 :laughing7: