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The Athiest and the Loch Ness Monster

Started by WhiteWings, September 10, 2008, 10:50:30 PM

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WhiteWings

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds.

"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness Monster become religious."

God replies, "So be it."

The scene starts up, atheist falling.

The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided...."
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

martincisneros

I'm the one that lead the Loch Ness Monster to Christ, but they won't tell you that in any of the official Church history accounts :cloud9:

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willieH

Quote from: WhiteWings on September 10, 2008, 10:50:30 PM
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds.

"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness Monster become religious."

God replies, "So be it."

The scene starts up, atheist falling.

The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided...."

:mock: :laugh: :laugh2: :rolllol: :mrflo: :laughhand: :pointlaugh:

Good one bro!  :goodpost:

My wife and daughter are both giggling as I post this!  :laughing7:

peace...
...willieH  :icon_king:

Nathan

He has claws?  I thought he was a fish????

pneuma

Quote from: Nathan on September 18, 2008, 11:02:44 PM
He has claws?  I thought he was a fish????

He was but now he beleives in God so he evolved  :laughing7: :laughing7: