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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds.

"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness Monster become religious."

God replies, "So be it."

The scene starts up, atheist falling.

The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided...."

I'm the one that lead the Loch Ness Monster to Christ, but they won't tell you that in any of the official Church history accounts :cloud9:

im not surprised! :icon_joker:

Quote from: WhiteWings on September 10, 2008, 10:50:30 PM
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds.

"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness Monster become religious."

God replies, "So be it."

The scene starts up, atheist falling.

The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided...."

:mock: :laugh: :laugh2: :rolllol: :mrflo: :laughhand: :pointlaugh:

Good one bro!  :goodpost:

My wife and daughter are both giggling as I post this!  :laughing7:

He has claws?  I thought he was a fish????

Quote from: Nathan on September 18, 2008, 11:02:44 PM
He has claws?  I thought he was a fish????

He was but now he beleives in God so he evolved  :laughing7: :laughing7: