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Title: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: Bananas4Jesus on November 15, 2010, 07:05:41 AM
Hi People.  I'm new here- so I guess this is what I'm supposed to do now?  Haha.  (Sorry- I laugh alot).

Two things first:  I got my screen name from something Keith Green said once.  (ie.  A true christian is someone who is Bananas for Jesus!).  Haha.  I know it's not biblical- but I always thought it was funny.

Also:  I am the worst technologically aware person on here.  How I'm even typing in this message is beyond me.  Haha.

I have been surfing his site for a year now.  I just figured I would finally post something.

About me...

I am 43 and have been a believer since I was 9.  I was raised Catholic Charismatic.  If you don't know what that is- it's a Catholic who gets born-again and stays in the Catholic church instead of going to an evangelical church.  So I'm used to not fitting in and getting odd looks.  When I would hear evangelicals say "matter of factly" that catholics aren't christians I would tilt my head like a dog does and give that funny look of "What?  What are you talking about?".  Haha.  But nonetheless we always intermingled with evangelicals- so I can hold my own in any type of debate or discussion.  I would still say I am Catholic. 

My crazy years were when I mainly attended Pentecostal churches.  OMG.  Stories, stories.  I have sooo many stories.  Haha.

But why I am here...

A).  Even when I accepted Jesus into my heart at 9yo, I couldn't understand how Jesus would knowingly create billions of people KNOWING they wouldn't accept Him- JUST to send them to hell for eternity.  Even at the worst story, 70 years of sinning gets billions and billions of years of eternal torture and suffering?  Like Jesus was sitting around one day thinking "Hmm.  Ya' know what?  I think I'm gonna create some people and just to throw them into hell".  The angels would be like "But Master!  They didn't ask to be born!" to which Jesus would say "I don't care.  I like to see people suffer.  I need someone to populate this Hell I am gonna create". 

When people ask this question to Evangelicals- I would always cringe at the answer or response- knowing what was coming.  Something to the effect of "God doesn't send people to hell.  They choose to go there".  I don't know what God they were following- but it wasn't the Jesus I knew.  But I kept silent.

B).  Hell has absolutely NO place in my relationship with Jesus Christ.  If it does- I question those people's relationship with God.  I love Jesus because... well, because I love Him!  Not because I don't wanna go to hell. 

Ok.  That's me.  Sorry for such a long introduction. 

Kyle
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: WhiteWings on November 15, 2010, 07:27:06 AM
 :banana: :banana: :banana: for Kyle  :thumbsup:

QuoteB).  Hell has absolutely NO place in my relationship with Jesus Christ.
That must be proof Jesus is not from Suriname because there they eat bakanana (sp?). Fried  :banana:

:newb: :welcome:
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: jabcat on November 15, 2010, 07:45:29 AM
 :bigGrin:  Welcome Kyle.  There's a few of us that are bananas around here.
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: Cardinal on November 15, 2010, 08:48:41 AM
 :cloud9:  :welcome: :newb: :Urock: :banana: :banana:
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: PaoloNuevo on November 16, 2010, 03:07:55 AM
Welcome... I luv your username and I'm sure others do too  :grin: :grin:

Well, indeed Hell has no place in our relationship with The Lord Jesus Christ! ... :bgdance:
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: white knight on November 17, 2010, 06:16:12 PM
Thanks for sharing  :grin:

That's one reason why i'm hear to :thumbsup:

"I love Jesus because... well, because I love Him!  Not because I don't wanna go to hell."  Yes



Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: Quaesitor on November 17, 2010, 10:05:12 PM
Welcome Kyle!
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: WhiteWings on November 17, 2010, 10:21:46 PM
Quote from: jabcat on November 15, 2010, 07:45:29 AM
:bigGrin:  Welcome Kyle.  There's a few of us that are bananas around here.
Being the serious type I never understood such behavior....

:banana:(http://www.tinado.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dancing_banana.gif)
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: thinktank on November 17, 2010, 10:58:37 PM
Do some banana splits, you might just top it off, even with your ice cold heart, you could be the creme da le creme of banana mania.

Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: willieH on November 17, 2010, 11:54:01 PM
Quote from: thinktank on November 17, 2010, 10:58:37 PM
Do some banana splits, you might just top it off, even with your ice cold heart, you could be the creme da le creme of banana mania.

????  What is this supposed to mean, Tank?

willieH  :dontknow:
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: willieH on November 17, 2010, 11:56:08 PM
willieH: Hi B4J... :hithere:

:welcome: to Tentmaker!  Join in the discussions new brother!  :thumbsup:

willieH  :dontknow:
Title: Re: Hi. My name is Kyle.
Post by: thinktank on November 18, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Quote from: willieH on November 17, 2010, 11:54:01 PM
Quote from: thinktank on November 17, 2010, 10:58:37 PM
Do some banana splits, you might just top it off, even with your ice cold heart, you could be the creme da le creme of banana mania.

????  What is this supposed to mean, Tank?

willieH  :dontknow:

This is something called humour or joy, between me and whitewings.

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