Jumper

[WhiteWings]

"A fellow was about to jump off a bridge, when another fellow ran up
to him crying, "Stop, stop, don't do it."

The man on the bridge looks down and asks, "Why not?"

"Well, there's much to live for."

"What for?"

"Well, your faith. Your religion."

"Yes?"

"Are you religious?"

"Yes."

"Me, too. Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me, too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me, too. Methodist, Baptist, or Presbyterian?"

"Baptist."

"Me, too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the
Savior?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me, too. Are you Original Baptist Church of God or Reformed Baptist
Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me, too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1879,
or Reform Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1917?"

"1917."

Whereupon, the second fellow turned red in the face and yelled, "Die,
you heretic scum," and pushed him off the bridge

[martincisneros]

I love that one!  That got posted to a Yahoo group that I was a member of a few years ago.  SOUNDS JUST LIKE Church-people. :Sparkletooth:

[jabcat]

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