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Started by Tony N, March 13, 2009, 01:16:27 PM

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Tony N

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. 

As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?"

Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
Just because God says He will save all mankind
does not necessarily mean He won't.

Cardinal

"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

WhiteWings

Adam was blessed. No mother in law  :laughing7:
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

Cardinal

 :cloud9:  :grin: or a navel to collect lint...... :mblush:
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

Nathan

Quote from: Cardinal on March 13, 2009, 05:45:46 PM
:cloud9:  :grin: or a navel to collect lint...... :mblush:

Was there even any lint in the first place???

Tony N

Quote from: Nathan on March 13, 2009, 05:50:25 PM
Quote from: Cardinal on March 13, 2009, 05:45:46 PM
:cloud9:  :grin: or a navel to collect lint...... :mblush:

Was there even any lint in the first place???

Since lint isn't in the bible it wasn't invented till after the bible was written.  :laughing7:

Bubba sez they didn't have no flu or chickenpox back then neither nor the common cold cause they ain't in the bible neither.  :laughing7:
Just because God says He will save all mankind
does not necessarily mean He won't.

Cardinal

 :cloud9: Geez you guys......the focus was on the navel; the info about the lint was bonus, er bogus..... :grin:  :icon_jokercolor:
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

Tony N

Quote from: Cardinal on March 13, 2009, 08:02:56 PM
:cloud9: Geez you guys......the focus was on the navel; the info about the lint was bonus, er bogus..... :grin:  :icon_jokercolor:

As to Adam not having any in-laws . . .

You know what the difference is between outlaws and inlaws is?
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Outlaws are wanted :laughing7:
Just because God says He will save all mankind
does not necessarily mean He won't.

Cardinal

 :cloud9:  :laughing7: Thanks for the laughs today; laughter doeth good like a medicine..... :thumbsup:
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

Tony N

Quote from: Cardinal on March 13, 2009, 09:42:19 PM
:cloud9:  :laughing7: Thanks for the laughs today; laughter doeth good like a medicine..... :thumbsup:

Some medicines kill.  :laughing7:
Just because God says He will save all mankind
does not necessarily mean He won't.

Cardinal

 :cloud9: I found that out the hard way, Tony  :mshock:  :winkgrin:
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

Taffy

Tis True, Laughter be Good medicine...speaking of which , Patch Adams of all films be me favorite. :icon_flower:

TT your now TTT, "Tonic" Tenacious Tony,  :icon_flower:


WhiteWings

Quote from: Taffy on March 13, 2009, 11:31:21 PM
Tis True, Laughter be Good medicine...speaking of which , Patch Adams of all films be me favorite. :icon_flower:

TT your now TTT, "Tonic" Tenacious Tony,  :icon_flower:

Lets string some T's together: Tatoed Tatterdemalion Tiffing Taffy Tawed
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

Taffy

Quote from: WhiteWings on March 13, 2009, 11:56:14 PM
Quote from: Taffy on March 13, 2009, 11:31:21 PM
Tis True, Laughter be Good medicine...speaking of which , Patch Adams of all films be me favorite. :icon_flower:

TT your now TTT, "Tonic" Tenacious Tony,  :icon_flower:

Lets string some T's together: Tatoed Tatterdemalion Tiffing Taffy Tawed
Lighten Up WW.. :icon_flower:

claypot

Quote from: Taffy on March 13, 2009, 11:31:21 PM
Tis True, Laughter be Good medicine...speaking of which , Patch Adams of all films be me favorite. :icon_flower:

TT your now TTT, "Tonic" Tenacious Tony,  :icon_flower:



One of mine too Taf, Patch Adams, that is.

And Tony, that 'outlaw/inlaw' piece made me laugh right out loud!

Thanks.

cp
For it is God who works in us to will and to do of His good pleasure.