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If you want to make God laugh.

Started by Kevin, January 31, 2009, 10:43:48 PM

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Kevin

My attempt at humor.

" If you want to make God laugh, tell Him "your plans".

Kevin

Cardinal

 :cloud9: I love that, because it's true..... :laughing7: :thumbsup:
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

IceDash

like we are doing? For example: what right the pot tell the potter (paul say this)

So you guys don't like hell, are we doing that same or just our wishful thinking of the pot telling the potter that your idea of hell is bad?

WhiteWings

And on the eighth day God said, O.K. Murphy. You take over..
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

Cardinal

 :cloud9: rofl......would that be Murphy, of Murphy's law?
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

Kevin

LOL:  :happy3:

Hay, Let Murphy post his own humor.

:banana:

martincisneros

And according to Arminian and Calvinistic circles that dismiss the Universal Restoration contained in the Scriptures, if you want to make God cry then remind Him of His plan. :btantrum: :Gtantrum: :gfish: :CryBaby: :crywipe:

WhiteWings

1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

Kevin

Quote from: martincisneros on February 04, 2009, 01:58:50 AM
And according to Arminian and Calvinistic circles that dismiss the Universal Restoration contained in the Scriptures, if you want to make God cry then remind Him of His plan. :btantrum: :Gtantrum: :gfish: :CryBaby: :crywipe:

Then again, How much Patience does He have.

But I agree with your point.