Job Seeker

Started by Cardinal, February 17, 2008, 07:41:21 AM

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Cardinal

 :cloud9: I don't how funny it is, but I thought it was kinda cute, and thought provoking......

John Smith started the day early
having set his alarm clock   
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.

While his
coffeepot   
(MADE IN CHINA) was perking,
he shaved with his
 
electric razor
 
(MADE IN HONG KONG).

 
He put on a
 
dress shirt
 
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

 
designer jeans
 
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
 
and
 
tennis shoes
 
(MADE IN KOREA)
 
After cooking his breakfast in his new
 
electric skillet
 
(MADE IN INDIA)

 
he sat down with his
 
calculator
 
(MADE IN MEXICO)
 
to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch
    (MADE IN TAIWAN)
 
to the radio
 
(MADE IN INDIA)
 
he got in his car
 
(MADE IN GERMANY)
 
filled it with GAS
 
(from Saudi Arabia)
 
and continued his search
 
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
 
At the end
 
of yet another discouraging
 
and fruitless day
 
checking his
 
Computer
 
(Made In Malaysia),
 
Joe decided to relax for a while.
 
He put on his sandals

 
(MADE IN BRAZIL)
 
poured himself a glass of
 
wine
 
(MADE IN FRANCE)

and turned on his
 
TV
 
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
   
and then wondered
 
why he can't find
 
a good paying job
 
in AMERICA
"I would rather train twenty men to pray, than a thousand to preach; A minister's highest mission ought to be to teach his people to pray." -H. MacGregor

hopeful

Well, I think it's funny if you know how to keep a sense of humor!   :happygrin:

Loveroftruth

Well its not really funny but truth  :mshock: :msealed: :thumbsup:

martincisneros

Is this the place to start booing?? :thumbdown:
Thank God for wealth through Christ :cloud9: