Fifteen Things Jesus Did Not Say...

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Lazarus Short

June 07, 2013, 05:18:21 PM
I came across this on Facebook, and wanted to share:


http://jimpalmerblog.com/2012/12/14/15-things-jesus-didnt-say/
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

jedi1989

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June 07, 2013, 05:32:10 PM
This is beautiful!  :thumbsup:

lomarah

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June 07, 2013, 05:39:28 PM
Quote"In my Father's house there are a limited number of rooms. But no worries, there is plenty of room in Hell."

:laughing7: Laughed my arse off, thanks Laz!

jbertonbounds

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June 07, 2013, 07:13:48 PM
This was hillarious.  :laugh:

Eduard

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June 07, 2013, 08:44:41 PM
"In my Father's house there are a limited number of rooms. But no worries, there is plenty of room in Hell."


But ET'ers think that this is what Jesus really said! :Chinscratch: :laughing7:
Micah 7:7

But as for me, I will look to the Lord; I will wait for the God of my salvation; my God will hear me.

John 15:5

I am the vine. You are the branches. He who remains in me, and I in him, the same bears much fruit, for apart from me you can do nothing.

ded2daworld

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June 07, 2013, 11:40:07 PM
That was good stuff.   :thumbsup:
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