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February 18, 2013, 03:44:50 PM
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Fyture Mom is worried about the effect of outside
Jackhammer noise on her unborn child while she smokes a cigarette.

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Lazarus Short

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February 18, 2013, 05:23:18 PM
That reminds me of the time when I managed a health-food store, and a lady came in with a cigarette in one hand and a diet cola in the other.  She wanted something for the symptoms.  :LH:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

VineBranch

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February 18, 2013, 06:01:39 PM
I was a waiter at a pizza restaurant many years ago.  I remember a lady came in one night and ordered a large pizza, deep fried mozza sticks, and a piece of cheese cake, and then told me she would have a diet coke to drink because she wanted to watch her figure. (yes Laz, I did bite my tongue.) Take your irony where you can find it.   :laughing7:
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