Let's talk about Jesus

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February 07, 2013, 09:41:02 PM
Settling the christian/handgun issue. (Click to enlarge)

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Lazarus Short

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February 07, 2013, 09:54:15 PM
See how the lady rules the situation with a rod of iron!
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

VineBranch

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February 08, 2013, 04:06:58 AM
Quote from: Lazarus Short on February 07, 2013, 09:54:15 PM
See how the lady rules the situation with a rod of iron!

Laz, wouldn't that be a tube of iron?

Lazarus Short

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February 08, 2013, 04:27:22 AM
I was trying to be "Biblical."  :laughing7:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

VineBranch

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February 08, 2013, 04:50:46 AM
Quote from: Lazarus Short on February 08, 2013, 04:27:22 AM
I was trying to be "Biblical."  :laughing7:

Good for you, you old son-of-a-gun.  (You had to know that was coming.)

Lazarus Short

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February 08, 2013, 05:21:02 AM
My pappy was a pistol..."
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus
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