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Started by Harmony, February 05, 2013, 10:50:38 PM

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Harmony

Thank you, ded.  I never quite know if I've offended someone.  I have a perception problem.... :dontknow:

Love your Bible reference  :iagree:

If I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there! (Ps 139)

ded2daworld

Harmony - did you know that God says everyone of us has a perception problem?
I this, I that, I will, I won't, I think, I say, I hate, I love, I watch, etc.

Basically, we all have "I" trouble.  :doh:

Harmony

Nice to know, ded.  I kind of suspected it, but since I have a perception problem, I wasn't really sure.... :dontknow:

hehe....

See, I can be deadly serious, or funny as heck....I never know what's going to come out of me.

Harmony

P.S. ded....

I didn't mention this, but thanks.....I need a friend.

ded2daworld


Lazarus Short

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Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

lomarah

You've got many friends here Harmony! I know we're all kind of far away, but my closest friends are people that I have met here on Tent and I wouldn't trade them for 100 friends in the flesh! :)

Harmony

Awwww....shucks!  (reverting to my hillbilly roots, when one is flabbergasted and utterly speechless and shy)

Love y'all!  :banana:


VineBranch

Quote from: Harmony on February 07, 2013, 10:57:54 PM
Thank you, ded.  I never quite know if I've offended someone.  I have a perception problem.... :dontknow:

Love your Bible reference  :iagree:

If I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there! (Ps 139)

Okay, stop right now.  If you have to make your bed when you are in Hell, I'm not going.  That would truly be Eternal Punishment.

Lazarus Short

Quote from: VineBranch on February 08, 2013, 04:53:53 AM

If you have to make your bed when you are in Hell, I'm not going.  That would truly be Eternal Punishment.

Eternal Punishment:

Make your bed!
Clean your room!
Wash the dishes!
Vacuum the rugs!
Clean out the garage!
Take out the garbage!
Bring in the wash!
Fold it!
Put it away!
Wash the windows!
Mow the lawn!
Bring in the dog!
Take out the cat!
Change those diapers!
Pull up your pants!
[repeat every five minutes...forever] :laughing7:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

Harmony

Quote from: VineBranch on February 08, 2013, 04:53:53 AM
Quote from: Harmony on February 07, 2013, 10:57:54 PM
Thank you, ded.  I never quite know if I've offended someone.  I have a perception problem.... :dontknow:

Love your Bible reference  :iagree:

If I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there! (Ps 139)

Okay, stop right now.  If you have to make your bed when you are in Hell, I'm not going.  That would truly be Eternal Punishment.

Yeah, I think I'll opt out of that too! hehe.

Harmony

Quote from: Lazarus Short on February 08, 2013, 06:00:47 AM
Quote from: VineBranch on February 08, 2013, 04:53:53 AM

If you have to make your bed when you are in Hell, I'm not going.  That would truly be Eternal Punishment.

Eternal Punishment:

Make your bed!
Clean your room!
Wash the dishes!
Vacuum the rugs!
Clean out the garage!
Take out the garbage!
Bring in the wash!
Fold it!
Put it away!
Wash the windows!
Mow the lawn!
Bring in the dog!
Take out the cat!
Change those diapers!
Pull up your pants!
[repeat every five minutes...forever] :laughing7:

Wow, you really know how to make life hell!   :laughing7:  Could I borrow you long enough to get these darn teenagers in line....hehe