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January 18, 2013, 02:44:10 AM Last Edit: February 03, 2013, 11:42:01 PM by ded2daworld
 
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Lazarus Short

#1
January 18, 2013, 03:03:58 AM
Actually the Polonium haloes in granite prove that said granite must have been created in a few seconds at most.  It is proof of creation that evolutionist just can't sidestep.
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

misszoolander

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January 18, 2013, 03:08:10 AM
Laz....    :sigh:

Lazarus Short

#3
January 18, 2013, 03:21:37 AM
Whoa - for just a moment there, I thought I was on the wrong forum!

I read about it years ago in an ICR monograph - just shows to go how out of date my creation vs evolution reading is...

I think maybe I should stick to theology, although theology absorbs 27 times its own weight in excess reality.  :laughing7:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

misszoolander

#4
January 18, 2013, 03:36:29 AM
Perhaps we should respect each other, rather then mock each other. :Chinscratch:

eaglesway

#5
January 18, 2013, 04:14:56 AM
There are folks on this site who believe that creation and evolution are/were entertwined. There are 6 day creationists. There are varying opinions and they may all be expressed, with respect and zeal with humor, but we try to keep the mocking and baiting(of each other) to a minimum.

Mock my socks off Dude! But don't mock the Rock!
The Logos is complete, but it is not completely understood. http://www.hell-is-a-myth.webs.com/

dajomaco

#6
January 18, 2013, 04:51:24 AM
Mocking is only a sin if the thing you are mocking has breath.

Mocking that is not funny is a Mock-in-Sin

VineBranch

#7
February 02, 2013, 05:30:26 AM
Is that like a Mock Turtle?

Lazarus Short

#8
February 02, 2013, 05:47:53 AM
Quote from: dajomaco on January 18, 2013, 04:51:24 AM
Mocking is only a sin if the thing you are mocking has breath.

Mocking that is not funny is a Mock-in-Sin

Mock-in-Sins go on your feet. :laughing7:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

dajomaco

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February 02, 2013, 11:46:16 PM
Quote from: VineBranch on February 02, 2013, 05:30:26 AM
Is that like a Mock Turtle?

I have never seen a turtle go Mach one.

redhotmagma

#10
February 03, 2013, 12:26:32 AM
What does the snail say when he rides on the back of a turtle.





Wwhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

lomarah

#11
February 03, 2013, 02:59:28 AM
 :LH: Ahahahahahahaha

Speaking of nerds, that me me laugh so hard I cried lol...

redhotmagma

#12
February 03, 2013, 03:00:58 AM
 :happyclap: :duck: :ty:

dajomaco

#13
February 03, 2013, 09:45:37 PM
A feast is prepared for laughter,
and wine makes life happy,
and money is the answer for everything.

VineBranch

#14
February 03, 2013, 10:06:56 PM
Quote from: dajomaco on February 03, 2013, 09:45:37 PM
A feast is prepared for laughter,
and wine makes life happy,
and money is the answer for everything.

I am the walrus cucku-ca-chew

Lazarus Short

#15
February 04, 2013, 01:13:40 AM
Don't you know the joker laughs at you?

he, he, he

ho, ho, ho

ha, ha, ha!
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

dajomaco

#16
February 04, 2013, 06:47:23 AM


Ecclesiastes 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

Lazarus Short

#17
February 04, 2013, 06:58:29 AM
Quote from: dajomaco on February 04, 2013, 06:47:23 AM


Ecclesiastes 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

So for all future questions on this site, we can just say, "Money."  :laughing7:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

VineBranch

#18
February 04, 2013, 06:59:10 AM
Quote from: Brad on January 18, 2013, 02:44:10 AM

Removed

Fundies say 'Removed'; now that's cryptic.

VineBranch

#19
February 04, 2013, 07:00:21 AM
Quote from: Lazarus Short on February 04, 2013, 06:58:29 AM
So for all future questions on this site, we can just say, "Money."  :laughing7:

Laz, what will you give me for being so cute?

Lazarus Short

#20
February 04, 2013, 07:10:27 AM Last Edit: February 04, 2013, 07:24:57 AM by Lazarus Short
Quote from: VineBranch on February 04, 2013, 07:00:21 AM

Laz, what will you give me for being so cute?

Money:   :2c:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus
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