Who am I

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An old joke tells that Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, the famous detective team, went out into nature. They lit a campfire, drank coffee and had a great time. When darkness fell, they went into their tent and fell asleep.

Sherlock Holmes awoke up before dawn very alarmed and woke up Dr. Watson.

"Lift your head to the heavens and tell me what you see", he said.

"I see millions of stars", answered Dr. Watson.

"And what is their significance?", asked Sherlock Holmes.

After deep thought, Dr. Watson answered: "From an astrological standpoint, the significance is that each man has different luck according to his star, from an astronomical standpoint, the significance is that the universe is enormous, from a statistical standpoint, it is reasonable to think that there are other worlds in this universe, and from a meteorological standpoint I say that it will rain here tomorrow".

"And what do you see?", asked Dr. Watson.

Sherlock Holmes made a face and said, "I see only one thing: from a practical standpoint, someone stole our tent".

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Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

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