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Title: Wisdom of my Father
Post by: Paul Hazelwood on March 24, 2009, 11:41:18 PM

The day I left home my Dad gave me a piece of advise.

He said.

"Keep your bowels open and your mouth shut and you'll do fine"

I'll have to say, the mouth shut part is a bit questionable, but if those bowels shut, your in a heap of trouble.

Title: Re: Wisdom of my Father
Post by: Cardinal on March 24, 2009, 11:50:50 PM

:cloud9: rofl.....your dad sounds like a real character..... :bigGrin:

Title: Re: Wisdom of my Father
Post by: Paul Hazelwood on March 24, 2009, 11:54:08 PM

Quote from: Cardinal on March 24, 2009, 11:50:50 PM
:cloud9: rofl.....your dad sounds like a real character..... :bigGrin:

He can be, we never always got along, but he's 94 now, so I am reflecting on all the good things I can find.

Title: Re: Wisdom of my Father
Post by: jabcat on March 25, 2009, 01:34:24 AM

One good thing you can find is that he's 94...that is, if you like to live...bodes well for your genes :thumbsup:.

Title: Re: Wisdom of my Father
Post by: peacemaker on March 25, 2009, 05:10:57 AM

Quote from: Paul Hazelwood on March 24, 2009, 11:41:18 PM
"Keep your bowels open and your mouth shut and you'll do fine"

... if those bowels shut, your in a heap of trouble.

So, the sphincter controls the mind?
Meaning one can be a butt-head? :spank:

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