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Title: Who is Jesus?
Post by: WhiteWings on March 16, 2009, 10:26:11 PM
IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.

IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION;

IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;

IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;

IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS,

IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END .

IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM;

The Greatest Man in History Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.

Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us!

Title: Re: Who is Jesus?
Post by: WhiteWings on March 16, 2009, 10:32:19 PM
If you liked the above you most certainly like the this:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/13053055/1236351629297-You-Have-to-See-These-Pictures (http://www.scribd.com/doc/13053055/1236351629297-You-Have-to-See-These-Pictures)
Title: Re: Who is Jesus?
Post by: Cardinal on March 17, 2009, 12:10:43 AM
 :cloud9:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Who is Jesus?
Post by: Paul Hazelwood on March 17, 2009, 03:24:10 PM


I thought Jesus only conquered some of the world.    :laughing7:
Title: Re: Who is Jesus?
Post by: WhiteWings on March 17, 2009, 05:12:17 PM
All of the world Paul. All knees will bow. Probebly because 95% are molten :-)
The chemistry of  :HeartThrob: