A little bit of Jesus humour :)

[Lefein]

There were three preachers in three separate churches preaching one day, giving a hard fire and brimstone sermon.  One was named Rob, the other Jim, the other Ray.

Rob said; "The Devil is in the new churches, and their preachers!"

Jim said; "The Devil is in the new bibles, and translations!"

Ray said; "The Devil is in the new theologies, and doctrines!"

But then Jesus in Heaven looked down and said; "That's odd, I thought he was under my feet this whole time..."