There were three preachers in three separate churches preaching one day, giving a hard fire and brimstone sermon. One was named Rob, the other Jim, the other Ray.
Rob said; "The Devil is in the new churches, and their preachers!"
Jim said; "The Devil is in the new bibles, and translations!"
Ray said; "The Devil is in the new theologies, and doctrines!"
But then Jesus in Heaven looked down and said; "That's odd, I thought he was under my feet this whole time..."