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Title: The Types Of People That Go To Hell
Post by: aaronclark1989 on July 04, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
I was on Rational Wiki when I came across a page with a list of people that fundies believe are going to hell which I find is both interesting and amusing.

Liberals (yes! they're the worst!)

Computer Hackers (Mark Shasha)

Democrats

Republicans RINOs

Drunkards

Murderers (unless they're republicans)

Rapists (unless rapist and victim are married)

Fornicators (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Adulterers (ditto)

Porn-lovers (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Masturbators (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Hypocrites (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Homosexuals (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Liars (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Thieves (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Perjurers (unless... ok, you get the point)

Sports Fans

Blasphemers

Money-lovers (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)

Pagans

Jews

Muslims

Critics of Israel

(This list entry removed due to a legal dispute by the Church of Scientology)

(This list entry removed due to a legal dispute by the Church of Latter Day Saints)

Prostitutes

Witches

Gamblers

Nazis (unless they're American Conservative fundamentalists)

Whoremongers

Child molesters

Pot smokers

Lesbians

Furries

Psychics

People who have abortions

People who provide abortions

People who don't vote against abortions

Fetuses that were aborted

Fetuses that were miscarried (spontaneously aborted)

People who assist others to obtain or perform abortions

People who mention abortion as an option in counselling pregnant women, whether or not the women brought the subject up

People who think, abstractly, about having, performing, or assisting others to have or perform abortions

People who work, in any capacity, in connection with any clinic that performs abortions, whether or not they themselves are medical personnel, whether or not abortions make up more than 0.1% of a clinic's client services (no, the weekend janitor doesn't get off any lighter than the abortion-performing doctor)

Dead people

Atheists and other Heathen scum

Agnostics

The French

People who live in a country other than America

Evolution-believers

Transsexuals and anyone who likes them, loves them, or even just grants them the minimal human dignity of a safe place to pee

Non-Christians, like Gandhi

Christians that don't take their Bible literally enough.

Christians that go to a different church than they do God does.

4channers/EDiots

You

Your brother

Your 2nd cousin

Your pet dog

Your 2nd cousin's pet dog

Your 2nd cousin's pet dog's groomer, her girlfriend, and her other girlfriend, and their pet dog

Goats

RationalWiki users like Anonymous User

In short, anyone they disagree with
Title: Re: The Types Of People That Go To Hell
Post by: ded2daworld on July 04, 2013, 06:41:17 AM
or anyone that disagrees with them.
Title: Re: The Types Of People That Go To Hell
Post by: lomarah on July 04, 2013, 07:35:14 AM
Hehehehehe that was good!!!   :rolllol: