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The Computer Contest

Started by WhiteWings, September 25, 2008, 08:43:10 PM

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One day Jesus and Satan were arguing about who had the greatest computer skills. They argued and argued. When they had drawn a crowd of onlookers and were still going at it hot and heavy, the angels-- fallen and not--started to take sides and make bets.

Well God had had quite enough of this and decided to intervene. He told Jesus and Satan that there would be a progamming contest between the two that would settle the argument of who was better.

They both began program- ming day and night to win the contest. They were at their computers for an eternity when ZAP came a flash of lightning from God and their
screens went blank.

The day of reckoning had come. "Well, let's see what you have done", said God.

So, Satan reboots his computer calls up his program and the screen is blank. Nothing! He turns, smiles and looks at Jesus.

Jesus reboots his computer, calls up his program, and an infinite universe appears: Colorful, luminescent, in breathtaking 3-D, with populations of people and animals, building, working, eating, loving, giving birth, and dying.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR," shouted Satan.

"Oh, yes it is," God said, "Jesus saves."


1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

alihaymeg

Sounds like Satan needs to use auto save. Ha ha, thats a good one.