Who was the greatest stockmarket guru of the Bible?
Quote from: WhiteWings on August 13, 2008, 11:38:20 PM
Who was the greatest stockmarket guru of the Bible?
If we're talking female, then that would have been Pharoah's daughter, because she went to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
If we're talking male, then that would have been Noah, because when the rest of the world was in liquidation he was floating his stock.
Full score Martin :-)
It was good as it lasted to post riddles almost as old as creation.... :P
LOL more!
Quote from: WhiteWings on August 14, 2008, 07:12:12 AM
Full score Martin :-)
It was good as it lasted to post riddles almost as old as creation.... :P
You never did say if either was the right answer.
Got any more? Craig seems to be asking for more. Let's see if he gets the next one! LOL!
Martin both where the right answers. But I think you are cheating. The Holy Ghost is helping you out :-)
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What was the character of Boaz before he had to stop thinking; I mean before marriage?
Easy, but I'll see if Craig or someone else gets it first :soccer:
Quote from: martincisneros on August 14, 2008, 05:43:17 AM
Quote from: WhiteWings on August 13, 2008, 11:38:20 PM
Who was the greatest stockmarket guru of the Bible?
If we're talking female, then that would have been Pharoah's daughter, because she went to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
If we're talking male, then that would have been Noah, because when the rest of the world was in liquidation he was floating his stock.
well this got me rocking..Not heard it before :laughing7:
Quote from: WhiteWings on August 14, 2008, 06:16:17 PM
Martin both where the right answers. But I think you are cheating. The Holy Ghost is helping you out :-)
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What was the character of Boaz before he had to stop thinking; I mean before marriage?
ok im on the band wagon..
RUTH-LESS
Why couldn't they play cards on the Ark?
Noah was standing on the deck
Name 3 brands or cars named in the Bible.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda is another one because the Apostles were all in one Accord on the day of Pentecost.
YHVH drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Who are the two most famous baseball players in the Bible?
Quote from: WhiteWings on August 15, 2008, 04:54:58 PM
Who are the two most famous baseball players in the Bible?
Genuinely thought that I'd answered this one. Hmmm.... a missing post perhaps?
Who are the two most famous baseball players in the Bible?
Rebekah walked to the well with a pitcher and the prodigal son made a home run.
What is the name of the best babysitter?
What Biblical person has no name, never saw corruption, died an unique death and nowadays the shroud of that person is sold in stores?
What time of the day God created Adam?
Quote from: martincisneros on March 28, 2009, 11:44:28 PM
Quote from: WhiteWings on August 15, 2008, 04:54:58 PM
Who are the two most famous baseball players in the Bible?
Genuinely thought that I'd answered this one. Hmmm.... a missing post perhaps?
Who are the two most famous baseball players in the Bible?
Rebekah walked to the well with a pitcher and the prodigal son made a home run.
I completly lost it. :search: The answer :laughing7:
Anyway when was that game played and mention the players.
Quote from: WhiteWings on March 29, 2009, 08:46:58 AM
What is the name of the best babysitter?
Probably me, but....
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."
A young man volunteered to babysit one night so his mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back.
At 9:00 p.m., the doorbell rang. It was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and a voice shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home."
Oh duh!
Quote from: WhiteWings on March 29, 2009, 08:46:58 AM
What is the name of the best babysitter?
David because he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Quote from: WhiteWings on March 29, 2009, 09:12:25 AM
What time of the day God created Adam?
A little before Eve
Quote from: WhiteWings on March 29, 2009, 08:54:19 AM
What Biblical person has no name, never saw corruption, died an unique death and nowadays the shroud of that person is sold in stores?
Lot's Wife?
Quote from: martincisneros on March 29, 2009, 05:17:31 PM
Quote from: WhiteWings on March 29, 2009, 08:54:19 AM
What Biblical person has no name, never saw corruption, died an unique death and nowadays the shroud of that person is sold in stores?
Lot's Wife?
yep
Quote from: WhiteWings on March 29, 2009, 09:24:22 AM
I completly lost it. :search: The answer :laughing7:
Anyway when was that game played and mention the players.
Eve stole first, Adam stole second,
St. Peter umpired (empired) the game,
Rebecca went to the well with the pitcher,
Ruth in the field won fame.
Goliath was struck out by David,
And a base hit made on Abel by Cain,
The prodigal son made one home run,
Brother Noah gave out checks for the rain.
And the game was "In the big inning" in Genesis 1:1
Why was Moses the most wicked man?
He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Flood lights.
Who was the most ambitious man in the Bible?
Jonah, even a whale could not keep him down.
How do we know Abraham was wise?
He knew a Lot.
What was one of the first requirements of math in the Bible?
Adam was told to go forth and multiply.
Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
He was not Abel too.
What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of clay-bricks?
No, go-for-wood!
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
No, he came forth out of the ark.