- One of the most successful inventors of all time was the man who invented the hay-bailing machine. Needless to say, he made a bundle.
- What do you call a cow that plays the violin? "Fiddler on the Hoof"
- Seen in a John Deere sales office: "The only machine we don't stand behind is our manure spreader."
LOL, I was raised on a Farm and we had John Deere implements, I have seen that sign!!!!