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Hell is Real!!

Started by onesimus, September 27, 2014, 05:00:38 AM

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onesimus

Now that I have your attention:

You Are Loved! :declare:


Oh, and btw, hell isn't real..

Lazarus Short

Or, hell is the ground into which you put the dead, or your keep-through-the-winter produce.
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

joeteekay

that's funny Laz, but true. Rest before awaking again.  :friendstu:
3 John 4 - I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth.

onesimus

Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 05:12:36 AM
"Hell" is real, but the common misconception of "hell" is a lie perpetrated by the church. "Hell," the Old English word used to translate the Greek "hades," is actually the unseen state of dead souls which has nothing to do with torture forever in fire.

thanks for the clarification, here's me thinking I was in the humor thread..  :dunno2:    :winkgrin:

Seth

Quote from: onesimus on September 27, 2014, 05:00:38 AM
Now that I have your attention:

You Are Loved! :declare:


Oh, and btw, hell isn't real..

:laughing7:

Tom

Quote from: onesimus on September 27, 2014, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 05:12:36 AM
"Hell" is real, but the common misconception of "hell" is a lie perpetrated by the church. "Hell," the Old English word used to translate the Greek "hades," is actually the unseen state of dead souls which has nothing to do with torture forever in fire.

thanks for the clarification, here's me thinking I was in the humor thread..  :dunno2:    :winkgrin:

I didn't mean to ruin the joke. I deleted my post.

onesimus

Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 07:58:51 AM
Quote from: onesimus on September 27, 2014, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 05:12:36 AM
"Hell" is real, but the common misconception of "hell" is a lie perpetrated by the church. "Hell," the Old English word used to translate the Greek "hades," is actually the unseen state of dead souls which has nothing to do with torture forever in fire.

thanks for the clarification, here's me thinking I was in the humor thread..  :dunno2:    :winkgrin:



I didn't mean to ruin the joke. I deleted my post.

Tom, lol, you didn't need to delete it! The truth is it wasn't a very good joke! God bless  :Peace2:

Tom

I didn't even realize it was a humor thread because I'm spaced out on meds and lack of sleep.

Tom

I guess nobody's on Tentmaker at 2:30am. I wonder where their server is. It seems like 7 hours east of EST according to the time listed on these messages.

Tom

Wow. It looks like it could be in Eastern Europe on the time zone map. Strange...

Tom

My insomnia curse has come back to haunt me tonight. Oh well, at least I don't have to worry about going to work in a few hours. Back when I used to have to go to work without sleep, it did seem like "Hell is Real!"

onesimus

Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 09:23:53 AM
I didn't even realize it was a humor thread because I'm spaced out on meds and lack of sleep.

I know, I'm very suspicious that it might be a humor thread in name only  :winkgrin:

Actually, I think it's just easy to join in on a current topic from the discussion list and not pay attention what thread it is in..

onesimus

Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 09:56:52 AM
My insomnia curse has come back to haunt me tonight. Oh well, at least I don't have to worry about going to work in a few hours. Back when I used to have to go to work without sleep, it did seem like "Hell is Real!"

:laughing7: !!

Tom

Well, today is all going to be one long humor thread because I've had no sleep tonight, and it's 4am now.

Tom

What time zone are you in? I've never been able to figure out why the time stamp on the posts in this forum are like 7 hours ahead of me. It seems like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

onesimus

My time stamp says 11.10 am, which is about 7 hours behind me..It's 6.25pm here..I'm in Oz'tralia

onesimus

Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 11:09:28 AM
It seems like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

Maybe you've been taken up like Enoch - or raptured...that wouldn't be good for us

Tom

No, I'm still here. So you didn't get left behind. I couldn't get to sleep last night, but now I'm starting to nod. That happens to me on pain medication. I got some dental surgery yesterday. 

Searching_For_The_Truth

Quote from: onesimus on September 27, 2014, 05:00:38 AM
Now that I have your attention:

You Are Loved! :declare:


Oh, and btw, hell isn't real..

You almost scared me for a moment there. But thanks for reminding us about God's love for us.

dajomaco

Quote from: onesimus on September 27, 2014, 10:49:45 AM
Quote from: Tom on September 27, 2014, 09:23:53 AM
I didn't even realize it was a humor thread because I'm spaced out on meds and lack of sleep.

I know, I'm very suspicious that it might be a humor thread in name only  :winkgrin:

Actually, I think it's just easy to join in on a current topic from the discussion list and not pay attention what thread it is in..

you must be a prophet
the spirit has convicted me
:laugh: