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Title: FREE WILL
Post by: redhotmagma on August 16, 2011, 10:17:38 PM
The joke is the title of this thread.


Should be called Bondage Will, or Slavery Will, theres nothing free about it.
Title: Re: FREE WILL
Post by: Aleax on August 16, 2011, 10:30:27 PM
A former work mate of mine, called Will, got married last week. I'm not sure if he's that free anymore.  :laughing7:
Title: Re: FREE WILL
Post by: redhotmagma on August 16, 2011, 10:32:21 PM
 :laughing7:
Title: Re: FREE WILL
Post by: Nathan on August 16, 2011, 11:19:57 PM
Of course he's free!! Free to do whatever she says!!!
Title: Re: FREE WILL
Post by: PaoloNuevo on August 17, 2011, 05:16:31 AM
Galatians 5:13

Amplified Bible (AMP)

13For you, brethren, were [indeed] called to freedom; only [do not let your] freedom be an incentive to your flesh and an opportunity or excuse [for [a]selfishness], but through love you should serve one another.
Title: Re: FREE WILL
Post by: eaglesway on August 17, 2011, 05:19:04 AM
A man died and went to heaven.

At the entrance there were there were two lines for men.

One had a sign above it. It read, "Men who were controlled by their wives" and the line was long- very long.

The sign above the other entrance read, "Men who were not controlled by their wives".

There was only one man standing in that line.

The man who had just got to heaven walked up to the lone man and said, "How did you wind up standing in this line".

The man replied, "My wife told me to wait here".
Title: Re: FREE WILL
Post by: redhotmagma on August 17, 2011, 05:20:13 AM
Quote from: PaoloNuevo on August 17, 2011, 05:16:31 AM
Galatians 5:13

Amplified Bible (AMP)

13For you, brethren, were [indeed] called to freedom; only [do not let your] freedom be an incentive to your flesh and an opportunity or excuse [for [a]selfishness], but through love you should serve one another.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: FREE WILL
Post by: redhotmagma on August 17, 2011, 04:51:24 PM
Hope Beyond Hell

It is impossible that an omnipotent God can fail in His purpose so that some would forever resist unconditional love opting for everlasting pain. This would be totally irrational. And even if one were that irrational, such resistance would not arise out of a 'free' will, but an 'enslaved' will, a will in bondage to an enslaved mind."