Here are some actual problem sentences found in church and denominational bulletins and/or newsletters:
1.Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
2.Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3.Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4.For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5.The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6.This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7.This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
8.Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
9.The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
10.A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
11.Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church building. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
12.Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
13.Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
14.The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
15.Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
16.Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Quote12.Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
:grin:
Could ya book me an appointment WW?...The Crick in me neck is a Right pain :grin:(http://soleilimg1.free.fr/gifs/personnages/perso3d/3d188.gif)
Quote from: Taffy on September 10, 2008, 10:58:08 PM
Quote12.Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
:grin:
Could ya book me an appointment WW?...The Crick in me neck is a Right pain :grin:(http://soleilimg1.free.fr/gifs/personnages/perso3d/3d188.gif)
I booked 7 session for you.
The pastor has Buddah sized secretary that gives Thai foot massages.
I PMed you the details :laughing7:
BTW the word goes she never takes of those high heels.... :icon_king: