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Title: Can you draw this picture?
Post by: jbertonbounds on October 01, 2014, 05:09:14 PM
Anna: [Doing homework] "Daddy, I've got to draw this spelling word, and I don't know how."
Me: "Well, let me see."
Anna: "The word is 'beget.' "
Me: [LOL] "What?!"
Anna: "Well I'm glad nothing came up when I searched on Google Images."
Me: [LOL] "Me too!"
  :mock:  :laugh:   :LH:   :laughing7:   :laugh:   :laugh:   :LH:   :laughing7:
Title: Re: Can you draw this picture?
Post by: sheila on October 01, 2014, 05:14:08 PM
 just draw a mommy and daddy stick figures holding a baby stick figure 
                                                                                                           
Title: Re: Can you draw this picture?
Post by: rosered on October 01, 2014, 05:58:25 PM



   Oh those children  lol    :LH: :LH: :laughing7:

I remember these  , they are kind of old  , but still cute things kids say  and think   


JAMES (age 4)**
was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was

warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back

and was turned to salt. Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

:laugh:

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget **

This particular Sunday sermon.....'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with

arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.

'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that

moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and

asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
Title: Re: Can you draw this picture?
Post by: Tom on October 01, 2014, 07:30:45 PM
...funny stuff. I think kids raised in the country with lots of animals find out about begettin when they're young.