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February 02, 2013, 02:20:16 AM Last Edit: February 02, 2013, 02:24:06 AM by Lazarus Short
Good advice.

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Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

lomarah

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February 02, 2013, 03:38:07 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA Krissy posted this on her fb not too long ago, I laughed my Boaz off.  :laughing7:

VineBranch

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February 02, 2013, 04:44:58 AM
What is Po-az?

Lazarus Short

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February 02, 2013, 04:52:49 AM
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

ded2daworld

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February 02, 2013, 04:16:54 PM
I debated whether to post this when I first saw it,
I guess Im a little up-Titus :laughing7:

Lazarus Short

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February 02, 2013, 06:32:56 PM
Laz will jump in (without looking first) when others wisely go on back home...
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

VineBranch

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February 02, 2013, 09:57:40 PM
Marriage is good for you.  I see it was really good for Boaz.  I hear before he got married, people said he was really kinda Ruthless.

Remember, it's not nice to throw things at the old guy making old jokes.

Lazarus Short

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February 02, 2013, 10:23:39 PM
Quote from: VineBranch on February 02, 2013, 09:57:40 PM
Remember, it's not nice to throw things at the old guy making old jokes.

We know who and what not to throw things at because the joke and the man both have whiskers. :laughing7:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

VineBranch

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February 02, 2013, 10:55:16 PM
Quote from: Lazarus Short on February 02, 2013, 10:23:39 PM
We know who and what not to throw things at because the joke and the man both have whiskers. :laughing7:

So, Naomi someone who hasn't told an old pun in a new setting?

Lazarus Short

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February 02, 2013, 10:58:25 PM
Quote from: VineBranch on February 02, 2013, 10:55:16 PM
Quote from: Lazarus Short on February 02, 2013, 10:23:39 PM
We know who and what not to throw things at because the joke and the man both have whiskers. :laughing7:

So, Naomi someone who hasn't told an old pun in a new setting?

I wouldn't care to "old-pun" up that topic...
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus
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