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Title: A Quote
Post by: Lazarus Short on January 28, 2013, 08:04:54 AM
"Blessed are the weird people--poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters & troubadours--for they teach us to see the world through different eyes."
-Jacob Nordby


I'm a poet, well yeah, and a misfit too, and was weird before I ever wrote a poem.  Anyway, maybe this quote will make your day.
Title: Re: A Quote
Post by: Lazarus Short on January 28, 2013, 05:13:43 PM
Here's another:

What you allow is what will continue.
Title: Re: A Quote
Post by: ded2daworld on January 28, 2013, 05:27:39 PM
That's what I told kids before I took their lunch money :laughing7:
Title: Re: A Quote
Post by: Lazarus Short on January 29, 2013, 01:24:18 AM
Seen on a sign outside a local eatery, "The No-Whiner Diner":

The trouble with gross ignorance is that it is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Title: Re: A Quote
Post by: VineBranch on January 29, 2013, 04:46:08 AM
Did you know that 89 percent of all statistics are made up?
Title: Re: A Quote
Post by: Lazarus Short on January 29, 2013, 04:54:40 AM
Quote from: VineBranch on January 29, 2013, 04:46:08 AM
Did you know that 89 percent of all statistics are made up?

Does that mean you know how to statisticulate?

BTW, did you know that theology absorbs twenty-seven times its weight in excess reality?
Title: Re: A Quote
Post by: VineBranch on January 29, 2013, 05:01:18 AM
Quote from: Lazarus Short on January 29, 2013, 04:54:40 AM
Quote from: VineBranch on January 29, 2013, 04:46:08 AM
Did you know that 89 percent of all statistics are made up?
BTW, did you know that theology absorbs twenty-seven times its weight in excess reality?

I did, that's why theologians study at cemetaries.