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Title: 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Post by: micah7:9 on June 15, 2011, 08:13:04 PM
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS


Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
Who had 8 kids already,
Three who were deaf,
Two who were blind,
One mentally retarded,
And she had syphilis,
Would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice,
Sleeps until noon,
Used opium in college
And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian,
Doesn't smoke,
Drinks an occasional beer
And never committed adultery.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first ... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.



Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.


Remember:

Amateurs ... Built the ark.
Professionals ... Built the Titanic


   God only knows the outcome of every choice, the above was a reminder
Title: Re: 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Post by: WhiteWings on June 15, 2011, 08:35:43 PM
Easy question.

1] Abortion
2] Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. -> The less bad things are known about a candidate the bigger the cover-up  :winkgrin:

Beethoven must have been extreme shamed when he ...? (was leading a concert) that concert while they already stopped playing and the public applauded  :winkgrin:

The amateurs had no ice. The titanic lost the passengers and the ark lost the rest of the world  :winkgrin:
Title: Re: 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Post by: micah7:9 on June 15, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: WhiteWings on June 15, 2011, 08:35:43 PM
Easy question.

1] Abortion
2] Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. -> The less bad things are known about a candidate the bigger the cover-up  :winkgrin:

Beethoven must have been extreme shamed when he ...? (was leading a concert) that concert while they already stopped playing and the public applauded  :winkgrin:

The amateurs had no ice. The titanic lost the passengers and the ark lost the rest of the world  :winkgrin:

TABASCO :grin:
Title: Very good trick questions! Kind of like the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide! nt
Post by: WildernessVoice on July 02, 2011, 12:09:28 AM
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