Remember those O' Chick tracts?
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0009/0009_01.asp
If you were to give this tract a UR ending....what / how would you do it?
Father falls down into a schoolbench of Bible class and spends there quite a while moter and kids are waiting.
Father returns. (with a sun tan :laughing7 )
End well, all well....