Lawyer Quotes
The number of lawyers employed by the Federal government has grown rapidly over the years and appears to be continuing to increase. Between 1954 and 1970, the number of self-employed lawyers in the U.S. increased by 19% while the number of lawyers in the Federal government increased by 108% and the number employed by state government increased by 167%. Richard L. Abel
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Ignorance of the law excuses no man -- from practicing it. Adison Mizner
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A lawsuit is a fruit tree planted in a lawyer's garden. Italian Proverb
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet. Bill Veeck
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Of course people are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers instead of their conscience be their guides. Will Rogers
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There are more lawyers in just Washington, D.C. than in all of Japan. They've got about as many lawyers as we have sumo-wrestlers. Lee Iacocca
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Lawyer: One who defends you at the risk of your pocketbook, reputation and life. Eugene E. Brussell
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Everyone ought to take every opportunity to blast lawyers. Marlin Fitzwater
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If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. Mark Twain
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In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. Angie Papadakis
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When there is a rift in the lute, the business of the lawyer is to widen the rift and gather the loot. Arthur G. Hayes
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Litigation is the basic legal right which guarantees every corporation its decade in court.
David Porter
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Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers. Woody Allen
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This is what has to be remembered about the law; beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart. David Frost
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I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character. Woodrow Wilson
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In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. Lenny Bruce
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I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two men are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress. John Adams, in the play "1776"
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