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I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

Started by Lazarus Short, June 26, 2013, 05:16:53 AM

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Lazarus Short

I almost put this in the jokes, etc forum, but decided it's not really funny.  Mods, delete if it is not appropriate for Tentmaker.

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/company-sells-pork-laced-bullets-to-fight-islamic-terrorists/

The gist of it is that these guys think they can send Muslims to Hell with a special bullet, and MAKE something that defeats the will and plan of God.  Crank/prank/novelty product?  It reminds me of those silver nitrate bullets for werewolves in those Underworld movies.  Would it send Jews to Hell as well?  Technological theology... :doh:
Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

ded2daworld

It's a play on their fears. If they die in Jihad, heaven is guaranteed (in their belief), BUT, if they die with pork in them (in their belief) they will not be permitted into heaven. So it depends on if the muslim wants to "risk it."
Dying in Jihad without pork in them and 72 virgins (I don't know why they think that is heaven)
or the pork from a bullet nullifying the dying in Jihad.

lomarah

Jihawg ammo... put some ham in moHAMed... at least they're witty...  :doh:

ded2daworld

Maybe this is it.
Die in Jihad, get 72 virgins.
Die with pork in you, the 72 virgins you get remain virgins. :doh:

lomarah

LOL... and I agree.... 72 "virgins" (wives? concubines?) Whatever they may be I hear one of us is hard enough to live with.  :laughing7:

jbertonbounds

Quote from: lomarah on June 26, 2013, 04:00:31 PM
Jihawg ammo... put some ham in moHAMed... at least they're witty...  :doh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jbertonbounds

Quote from: ded2daworld on June 26, 2013, 04:08:14 PM
Maybe this is it.
Die in Jihad, get 72 virgins.
Die with pork in you, the 72 virgins you get remain virgins. :doh:

Ooooooooh! :laugh:

Warhawk17

That is the dumbest thing I have seen all day. I don't get why they're doing this though because most Christians believe Muslims go to Hell anyways because they don't believe Jesus is their savior.

WhiteWings

Quote from: Warhawk17 on June 27, 2013, 07:15:51 AM
That is the dumbest thing I have seen all day. I don't get why they're doing this though because most Christians believe Muslims go to Hell anyways because they don't believe Jesus is their savior.
It's not about that. The idea behind it is that terrorists  hope to enter muslim heaven; but can only do so if not defiled by pork. So that would make them think twice before attacking.

The British used to sew Muslims in pig skins and Hindus in cow hides for the same reason.

In case of the bullets I think it's more a sales trick and the buyers mainly do so for the "fun factor". I bet the sales went up because they got worldwide free coverage for their shop.
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

ded2daworld

Right WW, if it ain't about love,it's about money... and then there's the combo the love of money and money for "love" :Chinscratch: