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[Seth]

To the pure all things are pure. Period.  End of statement.

On your mark, get set, go!!

Is this.where the Benny Hill music starts?

[HungerForTruth]

To the pure all things are pure. Period.  End of statement.

On your mark, get set, go!!

Is this.where the Benny Hill music starts?

joke or troll?  IDK...... :dunno2:

[Seth]

Playing along

[Wadif I.M. Rong]

To the pure all things are pure. Period.  End of statement.

On your mark, get set, go!!

Is this.where the Benny Hill music starts?

joke or troll?  IDK...... :dunno2:

If a guy has to explain his joke, I suppose it would be considered a failure. And I was so excited that Cardinal understood it.  I think maybe Seth got it but I would probably need to find out who Benny Hill is to know for sure.  I wish I was good at being funny because you guys really need to lighten up in here once in a while. With beliefs like you have I thought I would find a non-stop joy festival going on.

It seems like I am the only one who enjoys laughter. And I am the only one here who might be going into the lake of fire. I'm trying to figure that out. 

[Seth]

When you hear the Benny Hill music you'll get it...I think

[HungerForTruth]

And I am the only one here who might be going to hell. I'm trying to figure that out.
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lol - news flash - there is no hell, just restorative punishment.

[Wadif I.M. Rong]

Ok. I revised it to "lake of fire."   I hope it has trout.

[Lazarus Short]

Actually, we do get quite funny from time to time:  :LH: :LH: :LH: :LH: :LH: :LH: :LH:

Um, how about this:

"Hey, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

[waiter takes a look]

"Can't be - we used them all in the raisin bread!"

[Wadif I.M. Rong]

I laughed. Thank you! 

Did you hear the pope got bird flu?

He caught it from the cardinals.

[Lazarus Short]

Bada-boom!

[HungerForTruth]

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

[eaglesway]

 :laugh:

[HungerForTruth]

:laugh:

I got a million of them:

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Pharaoh's daughter--she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.

[eaglesway]

 :thumbsup:

[HungerForTruth]

:thumbsup:

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

1.  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.  (Plymouth Fury?)

2.  David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

3. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

[Cardinal]

I laughed. Thank you! 

Did you hear the pope got bird flu?

He caught it from the cardinals.

AHEM..... :Chinscratch:


:LH:

[Shev]

"Why did you name your baby Zondervan?"

"Because I wanted to give him a Biblical name..."

[HungerForTruth]

"Why did you name your baby Zondervan?"

"Because I wanted to give him a Biblical name..."

:Chinscratch:

:LH:

[Wadif I.M. Rong]

I laughed. Thank you! 

Did you hear the pope got bird flu?

He caught it from the cardinals.

AHEM..... :Chinscratch:


:LH:

I think of that joke every time I see your name for some reason. From the very first post I was hoping that God had pre-destined me to tell you that joke. Praise The Lord. He did.

[Wadif I.M. Rong]

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

You guys are killing me.  It's a fun day.

I think you better find out what Joshua has to say about David riding his bike though.  :eek:

[Wadif I.M. Rong]

My dad told me this one but you might have heard it.

Three guys golfing. First one hits it over the fairway and into the water trap. The water parts and he walks down on the dry land and hits the ball up onto the green and it is a par 4 hole.

Second Guy, same thing: over the fairway right to the pond. But the ball doesn't sink. So he walks on top of the water and hits it up onto the green and it slowly rolls into the hole.

Third guy, very old, but hits the ball HARD. It just sails way over the fairway, over the pond and out of sight in the distance faster than a fighter jet. The other two guys just look at each other. Then they hear a sound like a jet coming from behind. It's the golf ball. It sails past them and slams into the pond. But up jumps a fish with the ball in his mouth, down swoops an eagle who picks up the fish and flys over the green where the ball drops out of the fishes mouth and directly into the hole. Nuthin' but net.

Moses looks at Jesus and Just shakes his head. Jesus turns and says "dad if you don't quit showing off we are leaving you home next time.

[HungerForTruth]

My dad told me this one but you might have heard it.

Three guys golfing. First one hits it over the fairway and into the water trap. The water parts and he walks down on the dry land and hits the ball up onto the green and it is a par 4 hole.

Second Guy, same thing: over the fairway right to the pond. But the ball doesn't sink. So he walks on top of the water and hits it up onto the green and it slowly rolls into the hole.

Third guy, very old, but hits the ball HARD. It just sails way over the fairway, over the pond and out of sight in the distance faster than a fighter jet. The other two guys just look at each other. Then they hear a sound like a jet coming from behind. It's the golf ball. It sails past them and slams into the pond. But up jumps a fish with the ball in his mouth, down swoops an eagle who picks up the fish and flys over the green where the ball drops out of the fishes mouth and directly into the hole. Nuthin' but net.

Moses looks at Jesus and Just shakes his head. Jesus turns and says "dad if you don't quit showing off we are leaving you home next time.

bah haw haw haw haw    But God is Perfect - would he show off?       :mock:  :punish:

[Wadif I.M. Rong]

Of course God wouldn't show off; being perfect. It was just Jesus' perception that was imp...  Woops, oh wait a minute. I take it back, please,  I didn't mean it.  Off to the lake of fire guys. Gotta go

[HungerForTruth]

Of course God wouldn't show off; being perfect. It was just Jesus' perception that was imp...  Woops, oh wait a minute. I take it back, please,  I didn't mean it.  Off to the lake of fire guys. Gotta go

Here - wear this:

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[Seth]

Bring this guy with you, you'll be fine

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