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Title: Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
Post by: martincisneros on September 25, 2008, 07:13:16 PM
(Sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland)


Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
Title: Re: Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
Post by: WhiteWings on September 25, 2008, 08:08:44 PM
Quote from: martincisneros on September 25, 2008, 07:13:16 PM
(Sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

I'll sing if you promise not to ban me from this board if you hear my signing 'qualities'  :laughing7: :violin: :angelharp: