Funny Joke

[Syndicated]

So I was walking down the street the other day, and I passed by a pirate who had a big roll of paper towel on his head.  Obviously curious I decided to stop him and ask why he had a paper towel roll on his head...

'Arrr,' he replied, 'I've got a Bounty on me head!'

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[willieH]

What croaks & lives at the SAME TIME?

[Nathan]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's a frog.

[Beloved Servant]

nah, Nathan...to obvious.

[Nathan]

Yeah, that was my concern as well.  But I was going to wait for him to clarify that and then tell him that in Hebrew, it meant frog . . . that usually always works.

[peacemaker]

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.