Knock-Knock "Joke"

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Lazarus Short

September 16, 2013, 02:57:01 AM
It's a good way to point out how ET misses the mark.



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Socrates taught Plato.  Plato taught Aristotle.  Aristotle tutored the son of Philip of Macedon.  This boy grew up to become Alexander the Great, largely by slaughtering a lot of people.  That's philosophy.

Jesus spoke the Truth.  He blessed the poor.  He healed the sick.  He even raised the dead.  He died on a cross for us, lived again, and came back long enough to tell us to love one another.  That's religion.

YHVH = Behold the Nail, Behold the Hand = Jesus

Deena

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September 18, 2013, 07:07:56 AM
Wow! That is a startling contrast.

JulieTang84

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September 18, 2013, 05:59:15 PM
Quote from: Deena on September 18, 2013, 07:07:56 AM
Wow! That is a startling contrast.

amen to that. They all profess believe that Jesus is the Son of perfect LOVE, but actually have no concept of what PERFECT LOVE is.  :HeartThrob:

Love Julie    :HeartThrob:

jbertonbounds

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September 18, 2013, 07:27:13 PM
 :laughing7: :laugh: :laughing7:
:laugh: :laughing7: :laugh:

WhiteWings

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September 18, 2013, 07:40:22 PM
Jesus - "Knock, knock."
Lazarus - (No answer)
Jesus - "KNOCK, KNOCK!"
Lazarus - (Still nothing)
Jesus - "Man, this is funny. Get up."



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1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...
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