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Kevin

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If you want to make God laugh.
« on: January 31, 2009, 10:43:48 PM »
My attempt at humor.

" If you want to make God laugh, tell Him "your plans".

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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 10:44:40 PM »
 :cloud9: I love that, because it's true..... :laughing7: :thumbsup:
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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 10:46:25 PM »
like we are doing? For example: what right the pot tell the potter (paul say this)

So you guys don't like hell, are we doing that same or just our wishful thinking of the pot telling the potter that your idea of hell is bad?

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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 10:57:58 PM »
And on the eighth day God said, O.K. Murphy. You take over..
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 11:01:41 PM »
 :cloud9: rofl......would that be Murphy, of Murphy's law?
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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 11:14:26 PM »
LOL:  :happy3:

Hay, Let Murphy post his own humor.

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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 01:58:50 AM »
And according to Arminian and Calvinistic circles that dismiss the Universal Restoration contained in the Scriptures, if you want to make God cry then remind Him of His plan. :btantrum: :Gtantrum: :gfish: :CryBaby: :crywipe:

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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2009, 11:03:13 PM »
Hay, Let Murphy post his own humor.

Hay is horse food  :laughing7:
1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

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Re: If you want to make God laugh.
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 12:30:03 AM »
And according to Arminian and Calvinistic circles that dismiss the Universal Restoration contained in the Scriptures, if you want to make God cry then remind Him of His plan. :btantrum: :Gtantrum: :gfish: :CryBaby: :crywipe:

Then again, How much Patience does He have.

But I agree with your point.