Jokes aside, when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was about relationships to be completely honest. The way to drill into Hell is to start by trying to drill into Narnia and before you get there, turn left when you see the first Leprechaun. But if you end up on the I Love Lucy show, then you didn't turn left at the first Leprechaun, you turned right at the second Leprechaun. So, you'll have to back up until you're back at the first Leprechaun, and if you don't get into a fight with him 'cause of his assumption that you're after his camera equipment, uh...er....his gold, then turn left and proceed into Hell. Keep going another couple of miles. Turn right at the first Centaur. If you end up with the Beverly Hillbillies, then you turned right at the second Centaur and need to back up until you're at the first Centaur and then turn right. (Don't eat the stew you're offered at this point!) Keep going for maybe another five miles and it should start getting hotter and noisier with billions of screams, shrieks, moans, sounds of people vomitting, sounds of people paying taxes, sounds of people wailing because Conan O'Brien's television show isn't going to end, but is the only thing on television in Hell besides Mash and teletubbie reruns. And if you hear the laughter of Elmo getting closer, then you're in the deepest part of Hell and can never escape!!