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martincisneros

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Satan Comes to Church
« on: September 25, 2008, 06:05:02 PM »
People were in their pews talking at church.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.


So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I am?'


The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'


'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.


'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan.


'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.


'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.


'Yep,' was the calm reply.


'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.


'Nope,' said the old man.


More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?'


The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 44 years.'

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Re: Satan Comes to Church
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 07:34:07 PM »
I guess spamming the Humor section is allowed. Shame I didn't know that b4
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1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

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Re: Satan Comes to Church
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 08:05:01 PM »
I guess spamming the Humor section is allowed. Shame I didn't know that b4
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My main reasons for doing it was that #1, I had some new material, and #2, this is a publicly viewed board, and as I'm watching board activity from where I'm sitting, it seems to be one of our busier boards sometimes with people reading it.  I don't see how it would be considered spamming it since it's content related to the purpose of the board and everybody's free to post replies.  The board I'd really love to add about 60 new threads to would be the book of Revelation board so that we'd come up more on the search results with search engines for that particular board and maybe get a few more folks in here seeing what we're all about.  It's not that I'd lack the material.  But it's easier for me to post something when it's fresh on my heart, or as in the case of this particular board, when it hasn't been too long since I've seen the material.

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Re: Satan Comes to Church
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 08:16:07 PM »
Yooohooo MARTIN!!!!!!
It ws a joke no argument that need a rebutal. Kssst... go haras Matt Slick a little more  :laughing7:
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About board activity.
I quite often watch who's online. Even thos ewho hide themselfs  :laughing7:
And quite often there are more guests online than members.
And they very often are reading the stuff this board is about. (taling about UR not the jokes section)
I frequently check out a thread a guest is reading and fairly often they are old overlooked (by me) interesting threads.

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1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...

martincisneros

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Re: Satan Comes to Church
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 08:27:19 PM »
Yooohooo MARTIN!!!!!!
It ws a joke no argument that need a rebutal.
Sorry for sounding like I was pouncing.  When I start counting my comments on a post, I'm usually not meaning it in a corrective manner.  That part's usually just thinking aloud.  I do writing for other websites sometimes and I don't like getting started unless I have a small outline in my head.  And occasionally it shows with the:

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actually coming out in the post.

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Re: Satan Comes to Church
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 08:55:04 PM »
Sorry for what.....?

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I do writing for other websites sometimes and I don't like getting started unless I have a small outline in my head.
Mmmm, I usually just post something then read and edit it  :happy3:

On one section of this board I'm being taking seriously.
The humor section  :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:


Laugh Martin laugh.
Take a few beers.
Or if you don't drink alcohol take a coke.
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On a mirror  :Peace:

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1 Timothy 2:3-4  ...God our Savior;  Who will have all men to be saved...
John 12:47  And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
Romans 4:5 But to the one who does not work, but believes in the one who declares the ungodly righteous ...