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Jerm

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Somw Wonderful Quotes
« on: May 12, 2009, 03:09:47 AM »
Here are some great thoughts I came across and felt the need to share. Enjoy!

God says do what you wish, but make the wrong choice and you will be tortured for eternity in hell. That's not free will. It's like a man telling his girlfriend, do what you wish, but if you choose to leave me, I will track you down and blow your brains out. When a man says this we call him a psychopath. When god says the same we call him "loving" and build churches in his honor. - William C. Easttom II

As a tot I was given the usual terrifying mixed message: a) God is love; and b) If you don't believe how much he loves you, you will stand in the corner for eternity. - James Lileks, "God Has Call Waiting," Notes of a Nervous Man

When all has been considered, it seems to me to be the irresistible intuition that infinite punishment for finite sin would be unjust, and therefore wrong. We feel that even weak and erring Man would shrink from such an act. And we cannot conceive of God as acting on a lower standard of right and wrong. - Lewis Carroll (author of Alice in Wonderland), "Eternal Punishment," Diversions and Digressions of Lewis Carroll

Any infinite Being who feels it is their duty to torture me for eternity, should switch to decaf. - E.T.B.
(This one had me laughing for about 5 mintues  :laughing7:)

Everyday people are straying away from the church and going back to God. -- Lennie Bruce

Christianity is NOT a religion; it is the proclamation of the end of religion. Religion is a human activity dedicated to the job of reconciling God to humanity and humanity to itself. The Gospel, however the Good News of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, is the astonishing announcement that God has done the whole work of reconciliation without a scrap of human assistance. It is the bizarre proclamation that religion is over period. --Robert F. Capon

*I learned in school that I should always cite my sources, so here ya go
http://flyinabove.bloghi.com/2005/11/30/thoughts-from-thinkers.html

Mr.Irrelevant

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Re: Somw Wonderful Quotes
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 03:20:58 AM »
That's some good stuff - thank you