How I Learned To Mind My Own Business:
I was walking down the street the other day,
and behind a fence, I heard people shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little
gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...