A man died and went to heaven.
At the entrance there were there were two lines for men.
One had a sign above it. It read, "Men who were controlled by their wives" and the line was long- very long.
The sign above the other entrance read, "Men who were not controlled by their wives".
There was only one man standing in that line.
The man who had just got to heaven walked up to the lone man and said, "How did you wind up standing in this line".
The man replied, "My wife told me to wait here".